12 March 2009

The Hero Dies In This One

I've seen Twilight, oh, about umpteen times by now. One of the greatest love stories ever. Ever! I wanna have a vampireboyfriend too, who can run up mountains with me on his back, or up tree tops for that matter (though I'm absolutely terrified of heights). A vampireboyfriend that will save me from idiotguys who doesn't get I'M NOT INTERESTED (not that that happens to me a lot...) I want a vampireboyfriend who thinks of me as his own brand of heroin. Yes! That's what I want!!!

The only downside of having a boyfriend that is a vampire is that all his friends would want to kill me...And so would he for that matter. Hmmmm....Ah well, nevermind.

You win some you lose some, eh?


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