It's not helpful good guys we're after, we're after bad boys who pretend to listen to what we have to say and who'd come with insightful things like; I've never experienced someone using the butter knife to scoop the butter to death ( looking at the blob of butter where I've previously poked a large hole in the center instead of sliding the butter knife on top of the butter as a more graceful and mature way of retrieving butter.) (My own acquired cute quirk.)
The way we can't work a computer might be another thing the bad boy might comment on as another cute quirk, so that he can look big and strong and helpful, while we work at not knowing, just so we can look endearing and helpless and cute... (Not an acquired cute quirk of mine. I just seriously can't deal with computers at all. I'm a true computer spaz, and it's not endearing. And it's not cute.)
Or, he'll say; you sound sooo cute when you sneeze. (Er, what? Uh-uh. I'm not that stupid. Not any more. You should've tried that on when I was under the age of 25...And no one sounds cute when they sneeze. No one.)
Guys say these things to make them look interested in our small little quirks; their way of saying it makes us look endearing (you know like girls tend to be quirky in romantic films and novels and that makes them endearing and lovable to the man of their affection).
(Sorry girls, in reality they couldn't give less of a fuck. They just want you into bed.)
And anyways...We don't want the good guys. The story's old. We don't go out looking for a sensible man (who'd probably only say sensible things and nothing about our cute little quirks that we've worked really hard to achieve cos we want a man telling us we look cute and endearing) but he'd be there for us; a provider. But he's boring and that's not what we're looking for.
We want adventure and excitement. We want to not know where he's going with the relationship or if it is a relationship at all. If we would we would have sufficed with the nice guys in the world. And then all the James Deans and Matthew McConaugheys of this world would never have touched the big screen...ever!
All I'm saying is...We can go on and pretend that bad boys piss us off. But we're gluttons for punishment. We want the bad boys. We want adventure (Edward Cullen *Le Sigh*). We want glamour and that's what good guys wouldn't be able to provide. They provide security and stability...
Yak! Security and stabiblity. Who would ever want that!??!
The way we can't work a computer might be another thing the bad boy might comment on as another cute quirk, so that he can look big and strong and helpful, while we work at not knowing, just so we can look endearing and helpless and cute... (Not an acquired cute quirk of mine. I just seriously can't deal with computers at all. I'm a true computer spaz, and it's not endearing. And it's not cute.)
Or, he'll say; you sound sooo cute when you sneeze. (Er, what? Uh-uh. I'm not that stupid. Not any more. You should've tried that on when I was under the age of 25...And no one sounds cute when they sneeze. No one.)
Guys say these things to make them look interested in our small little quirks; their way of saying it makes us look endearing (you know like girls tend to be quirky in romantic films and novels and that makes them endearing and lovable to the man of their affection).
(Sorry girls, in reality they couldn't give less of a fuck. They just want you into bed.)
And anyways...We don't want the good guys. The story's old. We don't go out looking for a sensible man (who'd probably only say sensible things and nothing about our cute little quirks that we've worked really hard to achieve cos we want a man telling us we look cute and endearing) but he'd be there for us; a provider. But he's boring and that's not what we're looking for.
We want adventure and excitement. We want to not know where he's going with the relationship or if it is a relationship at all. If we would we would have sufficed with the nice guys in the world. And then all the James Deans and Matthew McConaugheys of this world would never have touched the big screen...ever!
All I'm saying is...We can go on and pretend that bad boys piss us off. But we're gluttons for punishment. We want the bad boys. We want adventure (Edward Cullen *Le Sigh*). We want glamour and that's what good guys wouldn't be able to provide. They provide security and stability...
Yak! Security and stabiblity. Who would ever want that!??!
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